That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
Christmas is open for business in New York City.
I would never stop smiling if a guy looked at me that way…
WHO IS THIS
Jean-Baptiste Maunier (thank you google)
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
smack that ass from 8 feet away
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”